1. No recipe tastes same every time it is followed.
2.Cookery books are not for confused ain’t-I-a-natural.
3.Watching Masterchef Australia doesn’t make you one.
4.Your mother is always right.
5.You are just a mere slave in the hands of pressure cooker/microwave oven.
6.Having garish nightmares on vegetables attacking you is NOT normal.
7.Carrots cut anyway, tastes just the same.
8.Adding butter to everything doesn’t make it tasty.
9.Wild impromptu recipes can make or break your day.